Day One

Ok this is too funny, almost.

One of George Carlin's skits involved him being a news man reading the news. One of my fav jokes from this is when he states "[insert famous rocker] has died today, the cause of death has not yet been determined to be a drug overdose or a plane crash"..

So today the news is all abuzz over "DJ AM" where they are trying to determine.. you guessed it!
Whether he died from a drug overdose caused by a plane crash!..

I had to chuckle at the irony.

Edited the angles to brackets to show quote.